SAVAGE LIFE

"I don't like you. I mean I don't like you that way. I used to like you that way, but now that I've seen everything there is to see... I don't know. I kind of want to see those same parts, just on other girls. Other girls and you, if you're into that. But the other girls have to be there, too. That's the important part.

Just found out that, its true that most girls are attracted to shiny objects, a characteristic mostly shown with fish.
Girlfriends also are like a bad flu, after a couple of weeks in bed, they get out of your system and when they are out, your throat will be itchy for some time, but we all know you'll get over it !!

Because you cant get to sleep
Make up sex
Your friend told you about a new position
Revenge
Bored
Its raining
Exercise
Porn night
show off new lingerie
Your chance to do it in a specific location
Forgot to buy a birthday present
She wants to
its cold outside
practice
called/text the wrong person but she was into it anyway
My condoms are about to expire
To reinforce good behavior such as shaving and dental hygiene
To change the subject
LOVE

Today I found out that there's always a way out of something. Even if you seem to be going astray, keep going as long as in your mind you are on the right path and it might lead you to a better path. Go really never lets his people down.

Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another. Even though I didn't find the mistery girl...I did find out something very important about myself...
I'm awesome!!